FREE 3-MINUTE AUDIT · FOR WOMEN IN MIDLIFE WHO ARE DONE GUESSING
The Body Bulletin · Gut-Metabolism Audit

10–40 lbs that won't budge?

It might be your gut...

The Body Bulletin Gut-Metabolism Audit

The free 3-minute audit for women in midlife who are exhausted, bloated, and have tried everything to lose the weight.

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Instant results · No calorie counting · Created by a Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner
Real women. Real results.

This is what happens when you fix the gut first.

Kristin before and after
Down 40 lbs
KRISTIN, 45

Tried: a functional doctor, a ton of supplements, fasting, calorie counting, macros, running. Never dropped a pound.

  • Down 40 lbs and 25 inches
  • Gained 5 lbs of muscle
  • IBS gone. Totally normal digestion every day

“Something I didn't think was possible, this is a miracle.”

Sherrie before and after
Down 41 lbs
SHERRIE R., 55

Tried: eating healthy, working out 6x a week, WW, Keto, plant-based.

  • Eating more than ever, leaner than ever
  • No more digestive issues
  • Better sleep and a stronger metabolism

“I almost didn't join this program. She and her team helped me figure out what no other program ever could.”

Ashley before and after
Down 15 lbs
ASHLEY F.

Tried: vegetarian, Optavia, HIIT, 1,200 calories a day, eating clean.

  • Built muscle while losing fat
  • IBS and irregularity gone. Easy, daily digestion now
  • Hormones, skin, sleep and anxiety all improved

“Her and her team helped me understand root causes where I couldn't get answers from doctors.”

Amanda before and after
Down 30 inches
AMANDA L.

Struggled with: constipation her entire life, going up to 2 weeks at a time.

  • Down 30 inches
  • Now goes 2–3x a day, normally
  • From 4 medications to just 1, at a lower dose

“I'm truly amazed. A week-long vacation and no logging, and I came back the same weight. I carried my girls, played more, and wore a 2-piece.”

Lauren before and after
Down 18 lbs
LAUREN H.

Tried: multiple doctors (traditional and holistic), a thyroid program, and thousands on a hormone specialist. Still stuck with intense bloating and a skin rash no one could figure out.

  • Down 18 lbs and 10 inches in 5 months
  • Bloating and skin rash both gone

“I wish I had met Shay sooner! I finally know what MY body is doing.”

Martha before and after
Built muscle
MARTHA W.

Tried: everything she used to do. None of it worked anymore in menopause.

  • Down 7 lbs and leaner than ever
  • Ditched the bloating
  • Finally sleeping through menopause

“I feel confident and strong.”

Individual results vary.

How many diets have you tried that worked for everyone… but you?

You told yourself Monday was going to be different.

Again.

Protein shake. Chicken and veggies. 10,000 steps.

You were on it.

By Thursday, the scale hadn't budged.

By 4 p.m., your belly was so bloated you quietly unbuttoned your pants under your desk.

So you tried harder.

Cut more carbs. Added another workout. Tried the fasting thing your friend swore by.

Nothing.

Your doctor ran labs and said everything looks “normal.”

Maybe just eat a little less?

And there's that quiet thought you don't say out loud…

“What is wrong with me?”

Here's what nobody told you:

The truth:

It was never your willpower.
It's your gut.

And nobody ever looked.

The missing link

What if you finally knew what's keeping it on?

Your gut doesn't just digest food.

It runs the show for your hormones, your cravings, your blood sugar, and how your body decides to store fat.

When it's off:

  • Cortisol stays high
  • Estrogen gets recycled instead of cleared
  • Cravings hijack your afternoons
  • And the weight settles right around your middle, no matter how clean you eat

I see this pattern over and over with my clients.

And it almost never shows up on the standard bloodwork your doctor runs.

The Gut-Metabolism Audit shows you which gut pattern is most likely holding your weight hostage.

In 3 minutes. For free.

The 4 gut types

Which one is keeping your weight on?

Inflamed gut cartoon
01
The Inflamed Gut

Puffy, achy, reacting to foods that used to be fine. Inflammation keeps cortisol and insulin high, so your body holds fat around your middle.

Sluggish gut cartoon
02
The Sluggish Gut

Backed up, full for hours, weight creeping onto your belly, hips, and thighs. Slow digestion recycles estrogen your body should be clearing.

Overgrowth gut cartoon
03
The Overgrowth Gut

Sugar cravings that feel stronger than you, and a belly that balloons after meals. Gut bugs out of balance swing your blood sugar all day.

Stressed gut cartoon
04
The Stressed Gut

Wired but tired, waking at 3 a.m., eating well and still stuck. Chronic stress shuts digestion down and keeps belly fat on as “protection.”

In 3 minutes

You'll finally know…

  • Which of the 4 gut types is most likely behind your stubborn belly weight
  • Why the diets that work for everyone else keep failing you
  • How your gut is talking to your hormones, and why “normal” labs miss it
  • Why guessing keeps you stuck, and what to do instead
  • Your next step to finally get the weight moving
How it works

3 steps. No guessing.

01
Take the free audit

About 3 minutes. Quick questions about your digestion, cravings, energy, and weight history.

02
Get your gut type

See instantly which gut pattern is most likely driving your stubborn weight, and why.

03
Book your free Roadmap Call

Walk through your results with Shay and leave with the roadmap our clients use to drop 20 inches in 90 days.

Who's behind this

35 years of gut issues. Then I finally found the root cause.

Shay before and after

Hi, I'm Shay Pascale, a Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner and the founder of The Body Bulletin.

For 35 years I lived with gut issues, acne, and migraines.

And nobody could tell me why.

When I finally stopped guessing and started testing, everything changed.

My gut healed. My skin cleared. The migraines stopped.

And at nearly 40, I'm at my lowest weight in over 15 years.

Now I help women in midlife find the gut root cause behind their stubborn weight, so they can stop fighting their body and finally see it change.

Questions? Good.

Is the audit really free?

Yes. No credit card, no catch. You'll see your gut type the moment you finish.

How long does it take?

About 3 minutes. Most questions are a single tap.

I've tried everything. Why would this be different?

Because it's not another diet. It looks at why your body is holding onto weight in the first place, starting with your gut.

Is this a medical diagnosis?

No. The audit uncovers patterns and likely drivers based on your answers. Testing is how we confirm what's really going on.

What happens after I get my results?

You'll book your free Roadmap Call right from your results page. We'll walk through what your gut type means and map out exactly how you'll drop the inches in the next 90 days.

Stop guessing.
Find your gut type.

Three minutes from now, you could finally know what's been keeping the weight on.

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This audit is for educational purposes only and is not a medical diagnosis. Individual results vary. Talk to your healthcare provider before making changes to your health routine.